STILL USE A PHYSICAL CALENDAR? BUY THIS ONE.

We’ve teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. again to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious calendar. You’ll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Send @neilhimself a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. (They’ll love it but pretend to hate it. That’s just how they roll.)

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Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug

Have a drink on Cap! Or maybe in Cap. This Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug features the likeness of Steve Rogers wearing his iconic Captain America gear. Measures approximately 4 1/2-inches in height. Ages 13 and up.

Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet – Free Shipping

Keep your personal items close at hand and condensed with this Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet. Includes 4 card slots, a zipper coin pouch, and a metal logo badge. Made of faux leather and measures approximately 4 1/2-inches x 3 1/4-inches.

Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack – Free Shipping

Whether you’re headed back to school or out on an adventure, pack what you need in the Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack. Complete with padded shoulder straps, it includes a padded pocket for laptops up to 15-inches and organizing pockets. Made of durable materials, it measures approximately 16 1/2-inches tall x 11 1/2-inches wide x 5-inches long.