STILL USE A PHYSICAL CALENDAR? BUY THIS ONE.

We’ve teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. again to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious calendar. You’ll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Send @neilhimself a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. (They’ll love it but pretend to hate it. That’s just how they roll.)

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock