TALK ABOUT A LIFETIME…

Time means nothing when you’re raiding that last dungeon. Well, it means nothing to *you*, unless you’re on a speedrun. For some reason bosses and parents are still sticklers for timeliness. So if you’re more likely to check your life bar than your watch, we have the solution: now you can wear your vitality right on your arm with this ThinkGeek exclusive watch, styled like a retro video game health meter! Three 8-bit inspired metal hearts, which can be repositioned along the watchband, surround the larger watch face heart. The bad news is: your health is already down a heart and a half. The good news? You’ve totally run a level on less!

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?