HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY DARLIN’…

Emily Post makes it quite clear in her etiquette guide: you do NOT bring uninvited guests to the dinner table. Kane should have known better. Or perhaps he should have known better than to go into that chamber of eggs. Or perhaps he should have known better than to stare directly into an Ovomorph. However, we’ll follow Emily Post’s advice: “As discourteous as it is for someone to spring a surprise on you, be gracious.”

This black pullover hoodie features a chestburster in the appropriate spot. See, Kane may have been in a white undershirt, but we’ve seen your closet. Black is more your speed. So if you were to violate the quarantine procedure by being brought through the hatch into the spaceship without waiting the 24 hours for decontamination, you’d do it in something black.

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Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug

Have a drink on Cap! Or maybe in Cap. This Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug features the likeness of Steve Rogers wearing his iconic Captain America gear. Measures approximately 4 1/2-inches in height. Ages 13 and up.

Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet – Free Shipping

Keep your personal items close at hand and condensed with this Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet. Includes 4 card slots, a zipper coin pouch, and a metal logo badge. Made of faux leather and measures approximately 4 1/2-inches x 3 1/4-inches.

Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack – Free Shipping

Whether you’re headed back to school or out on an adventure, pack what you need in the Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack. Complete with padded shoulder straps, it includes a padded pocket for laptops up to 15-inches and organizing pockets. Made of durable materials, it measures approximately 16 1/2-inches tall x 11 1/2-inches wide x 5-inches long.