HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY DARLIN’…

Emily Post makes it quite clear in her etiquette guide: you do NOT bring uninvited guests to the dinner table. Kane should have known better. Or perhaps he should have known better than to go into that chamber of eggs. Or perhaps he should have known better than to stare directly into an Ovomorph. However, we’ll follow Emily Post’s advice: “As discourteous as it is for someone to spring a surprise on you, be gracious.”

This black pullover hoodie features a chestburster in the appropriate spot. See, Kane may have been in a white undershirt, but we’ve seen your closet. Black is more your speed. So if you were to violate the quarantine procedure by being brought through the hatch into the spaceship without waiting the 24 hours for decontamination, you’d do it in something black.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!