HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY DARLIN’…

Emily Post makes it quite clear in her etiquette guide: you do NOT bring uninvited guests to the dinner table. Kane should have known better. Or perhaps he should have known better than to go into that chamber of eggs. Or perhaps he should have known better than to stare directly into an Ovomorph. However, we’ll follow Emily Post’s advice: “As discourteous as it is for someone to spring a surprise on you, be gracious.”

This black pullover hoodie features a chestburster in the appropriate spot. See, Kane may have been in a white undershirt, but we’ve seen your closet. Black is more your speed. So if you were to violate the quarantine procedure by being brought through the hatch into the spaceship without waiting the 24 hours for decontamination, you’d do it in something black.

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Peter Pan Scenes Mini Backpack

Bring Disney magic on every adventure! This Peter Pan Scenes Mini Backpack is made of faux leather, with printed details. It measures approximately 9-inches x 10-inches x 4 1/2-inches.

ThinkGeek 20th Anniversary T-Shirt

Remember when we used to feed our spokesmonkey strained bananas? We do, and it seems like yesterday, but this year we are celebrating Timmy’s 20th birthday! What better way to celebrate than with a cool T-shirt? What… with a banana cream cake you say? Ok that would be awesome too, but we don’t know how to ship that (or make it, let’s be honest) so we’re gonna go with this tee.

Marvel Captain America Shield Polo

Think polos aren’t your style? Think again! Fashion evolves, and so should the clothes in your closet. Sticking to tees just because they’re super comfy and amazing and stylish doesn’t mean that you can’t evolve your tastes into the realm of business casual. Just ask the Captain – he updated his wardrobe to twenty-first century standards and America is EXTREMELY grateful. So, try new things and be like Captain America.