HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY DARLIN’…

Emily Post makes it quite clear in her etiquette guide: you do NOT bring uninvited guests to the dinner table. Kane should have known better. Or perhaps he should have known better than to go into that chamber of eggs. Or perhaps he should have known better than to stare directly into an Ovomorph. However, we’ll follow Emily Post’s advice: “As discourteous as it is for someone to spring a surprise on you, be gracious.”

This black pullover hoodie features a chestburster in the appropriate spot. See, Kane may have been in a white undershirt, but we’ve seen your closet. Black is more your speed. So if you were to violate the quarantine procedure by being brought through the hatch into the spaceship without waiting the 24 hours for decontamination, you’d do it in something black.

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