Today, class, we will be studying the second life stage of the Xenomorph XX121, known colloquially as the “facehugger.” Springing forth from the Ovomorph (the egg-like first form of the Xenomorph) these arachnid-like creatures are actually parasitoids, with their only purpose being to make contact with a host creature’s mouth, for the purpose of reproduction via implementation. So remember, you will be safe from a facehugger as long as it can’t get close to your mouth. Now, on to page 334…

Whoops, we probably should have paid more attention in Xenomorph Biology 101! We’re supposed to… let the facehugger near our mouths? Right? That sounds right. Which makes this mug just perfect! A facehugger, perched atop an open egg, just waiting to gain access to the next open mouth that comes along. Fill it up with your favorite tasty beverage, bring it to your lips, and everything will turn out just fine, probably. You’ll feel like a million bucks, and even burst out singing “Hello! Ma Baby” or something. We’re pretty sure that’s how this works.

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Ready Player One Oasis Mug

In the world of Ready Player One, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug?

Legend of Zelda Molded Rolling Pin

The design of this rolling pin has been passed down through the generations, just like Grandma’s infamous cookie recipes. (The secret? Risking a few stings to get the best Courser Bee Honey, of course!) Once you’ve mixed up the dough for Grandma’s cookies, roll it out with this embossing rolling pin to get the Wingcrest all over it.

Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.