ANGRY BEFORE THE BIRDS

We were so excited to get our hands on this Angry Beavers shirt, but when we saw the back, our eyes practically popped right out of our sockets (appropriately cartoon-style). Daggett and Norbert are in their underwear in that logo?!? Wait a second – they’re beavers. They’re usually naked. Is “in their underwear” better or worse than naked angry beavers? Considering Daggett once mentioned on the show that he only changes his undies once a month… we’re gonna have to go with “worse” on this one.

It’s those two Angry Beavers, chilling in their logo, on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt. And on the back, we finally get to see the backside of that logo – but did we mention the undies? Now it cannot be unseen. Machine wash cold gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.