WHAT’S THE ATLANTEAN EXCHANGE RATE, ANYWAY?

The Justice League may be full of heavy hitters (literally!), but we’re glad that Aquaman is finally getting his due. He’s a king! A hero! He rules and protects the oceans, which basically means he takes care of the majority of the Earth. And let’s be real – being able to breathe underwater and communicate with fish sounds pretty nifty. We’ll say it: we’re Aqua-fans. And we’re willing to put our money where our mouth is! Not that it’ll do that much good underwater, but we figure this sleek Aquaman wallet still counts for something.

This ThinkGeek exclusive card wallet has a metal money clip on the back for holding all your cash dollar$, plus 3 card slots and a side pocket. It’s refreshingly slim, in simple black with the Aquaman logo on the front and name on the back in yellow. And it definitely won’t ruin the lines of your tight, scaly pants! Just remember to leave it somewhere high and dry before you dive in for a swim. You may not be able to breathe underwater yourself, but you’ll need it handy to pay for your scuba lessons.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Harry Potter No Muggles Allowed Door Cover

It’s important to have your own private space, someplace where you feel comfortable and at home, even if it’s just a cupboard under the stairs. Pop this sleeve on an interior door, and imagine you’re up in a castle turret, trading candy with your Hogwarts House friends, or opening your holiday jumper from Mrs. Weasley. 

Harry Potter Wizards Welcome Door Mat

There are three types of people who knock on our door: delivery folks (preferably DoorDash or Eat24), guests we have invited over, and everyone else. The “everyone else” frequently invokes a sense of dread in us. What stranger is knocking on our door and why? Are they going to attempt to sell us a magazine subscription or lawn care services? Sorry, but we’re not interested. Can you come back when we finish this book series? Kthxbai.

Star Wars X-Wing Beach Towel

The Star Wars X-Wing Beach Towel lets you take your favorite vehicle with you to the beach! Made of 100% cotton. Measures about 66-inches long x 33-inches wide.