WHAT’S THE ATLANTEAN EXCHANGE RATE, ANYWAY?

The Justice League may be full of heavy hitters (literally!), but we’re glad that Aquaman is finally getting his due. He’s a king! A hero! He rules and protects the oceans, which basically means he takes care of the majority of the Earth. And let’s be real – being able to breathe underwater and communicate with fish sounds pretty nifty. We’ll say it: we’re Aqua-fans. And we’re willing to put our money where our mouth is! Not that it’ll do that much good underwater, but we figure this sleek Aquaman wallet still counts for something.

This ThinkGeek exclusive card wallet has a metal money clip on the back for holding all your cash dollar$, plus 3 card slots and a side pocket. It’s refreshingly slim, in simple black with the Aquaman logo on the front and name on the back in yellow. And it definitely won’t ruin the lines of your tight, scaly pants! Just remember to leave it somewhere high and dry before you dive in for a swim. You may not be able to breathe underwater yourself, but you’ll need it handy to pay for your scuba lessons.

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