WHAT’S THE ATLANTEAN EXCHANGE RATE, ANYWAY?

The Justice League may be full of heavy hitters (literally!), but we’re glad that Aquaman is finally getting his due. He’s a king! A hero! He rules and protects the oceans, which basically means he takes care of the majority of the Earth. And let’s be real – being able to breathe underwater and communicate with fish sounds pretty nifty. We’ll say it: we’re Aqua-fans. And we’re willing to put our money where our mouth is! Not that it’ll do that much good underwater, but we figure this sleek Aquaman wallet still counts for something.

This ThinkGeek exclusive card wallet has a metal money clip on the back for holding all your cash dollar$, plus 3 card slots and a side pocket. It’s refreshingly slim, in simple black with the Aquaman logo on the front and name on the back in yellow. And it definitely won’t ruin the lines of your tight, scaly pants! Just remember to leave it somewhere high and dry before you dive in for a swim. You may not be able to breathe underwater yourself, but you’ll need it handy to pay for your scuba lessons.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie