WHAT’S THE ATLANTEAN EXCHANGE RATE, ANYWAY?

The Justice League may be full of heavy hitters (literally!), but we’re glad that Aquaman is finally getting his due. He’s a king! A hero! He rules and protects the oceans, which basically means he takes care of the majority of the Earth. And let’s be real – being able to breathe underwater and communicate with fish sounds pretty nifty. We’ll say it: we’re Aqua-fans. And we’re willing to put our money where our mouth is! Not that it’ll do that much good underwater, but we figure this sleek Aquaman wallet still counts for something.

This ThinkGeek exclusive card wallet has a metal money clip on the back for holding all your cash dollar$, plus 3 card slots and a side pocket. It’s refreshingly slim, in simple black with the Aquaman logo on the front and name on the back in yellow. And it definitely won’t ruin the lines of your tight, scaly pants! Just remember to leave it somewhere high and dry before you dive in for a swim. You may not be able to breathe underwater yourself, but you’ll need it handy to pay for your scuba lessons.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!