The Justice League may be full of heavy hitters (literally!), but we’re glad that Aquaman is finally getting his due. He’s a king! A hero! He rules and protects the oceans, which basically means he takes care of the majority of the Earth. And let’s be real – being able to breathe underwater and communicate with fish sounds pretty nifty. We’ll say it: we’re Aqua-fans. And we’re willing to put our money where our mouth is! Not that it’ll do that much good underwater, but we figure this sleek Aquaman wallet still counts for something.

This ThinkGeek exclusive card wallet has a metal money clip on the back for holding all your cash dollar$, plus 3 card slots and a side pocket. It’s refreshingly slim, in simple black with the Aquaman logo on the front and name on the back in yellow. And it definitely won’t ruin the lines of your tight, scaly pants! Just remember to leave it somewhere high and dry before you dive in for a swim. You may not be able to breathe underwater yourself, but you’ll need it handy to pay for your scuba lessons.

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Ready Player One Oasis Mug

In the world of Ready Player One, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug?

Legend of Zelda Molded Rolling Pin

The design of this rolling pin has been passed down through the generations, just like Grandma’s infamous cookie recipes. (The secret? Risking a few stings to get the best Courser Bee Honey, of course!) Once you’ve mixed up the dough for Grandma’s cookies, roll it out with this embossing rolling pin to get the Wingcrest all over it.

Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.