PUT YOUR FEET UP AFTER RULING 70% OF EARTH

It hasn’t been easy to be Aquaman all these years. “Aquaman’s not cool,” they said. “Swimming and talking to fish are lame superpowers,” they said. And then Jason Momoa happened. And being Aquaman is cool again.

Maybe the seven seas are your domain, but everyone can be more comfortable on land with these Aquaman Uniform Slippers. They have padded soles and no-slip dots on the bottom, helping you to stay upright. They do not, however, allow you to talk to your fish. Well, technically, you can talk to your fish all you want, with or without these slippers. Just don’t let your roommate catch you.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

by | January 13, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

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Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

by | January 12, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

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Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

by | January 12, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie

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