PUT YOUR FEET UP AFTER RULING 70% OF EARTH

It hasn’t been easy to be Aquaman all these years. “Aquaman’s not cool,” they said. “Swimming and talking to fish are lame superpowers,” they said. And then Jason Momoa happened. And being Aquaman is cool again.

Maybe the seven seas are your domain, but everyone can be more comfortable on land with these Aquaman Uniform Slippers. They have padded soles and no-slip dots on the bottom, helping you to stay upright. They do not, however, allow you to talk to your fish. Well, technically, you can talk to your fish all you want, with or without these slippers. Just don’t let your roommate catch you.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.