PUT YOUR FEET UP AFTER RULING 70% OF EARTH

It hasn’t been easy to be Aquaman all these years. “Aquaman’s not cool,” they said. “Swimming and talking to fish are lame superpowers,” they said. And then Jason Momoa happened. And being Aquaman is cool again.

Maybe the seven seas are your domain, but everyone can be more comfortable on land with these Aquaman Uniform Slippers. They have padded soles and no-slip dots on the bottom, helping you to stay upright. They do not, however, allow you to talk to your fish. Well, technically, you can talk to your fish all you want, with or without these slippers. Just don’t let your roommate catch you.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

by | June 14, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

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Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

by | June 14, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

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X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

by | June 14, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though. 

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