MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF COFFEE

An astronaut’s helmet is the ultimate defense against the vast oxygenless vacuum of space, full of destructive radiation, the bitter freezing cold of the darkness, and also the blinding direct light of the sun. Just like a cup of coffee is our only defense against our coworkers first thing in the morning. Seriously, we need that protection, or we’ll also die in about 30 seconds. And in space, no one can hear you scream about missed TPS report deadlines.

Face the harsh realities of your morning environment with the tasty beverage of your choice, served up piping hot in this Astronaut Helmet 3D Mug. Shaped like the headgear that brave men and women have worn to protect their noggins during spacewalks, it will keep 20 ounces of liquid toasty warm for you to enjoy on this planet or, well, just on this planet… for now.

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Star Wars Peplum Rey Blazer

You heard Amy Cuddy’s TED Talk about power poses, right? Well, if you’re not one of the 44 million views the video’s racked up so far, you can watch it in a bit, k? (And yeah, there’s some controversy about it now, but we’re going to throw out there that we never feel worse after standing in the Wonder Woman pose. Unless somebody catches us. Moving on.)

Disney Mickey Suit Faux Leather Mini Backpack

From our earliest days watching cartoons, to palling around with King Mickey in the worlds of Kingdom Hearts, we’ve always had a friend in this very special mouse. Adventurous, optimistic, and a friend to everyone big and small, we’re always happy to know that Mickey always has our backs.

Star Wars R2-D2 Faux Leather Convertible Purse

When you’re carrying something super-important, say, your car keys or your eReader or the plans to the Death Star, what would YOU use to carry them? Take a tip from a Rebel princess: astromech droids are the best. Store your valuables in this little R2 unit, and you’ll never have to worry again about them getting there safely. That’s its job.