MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF COFFEE

An astronaut’s helmet is the ultimate defense against the vast oxygenless vacuum of space, full of destructive radiation, the bitter freezing cold of the darkness, and also the blinding direct light of the sun. Just like a cup of coffee is our only defense against our coworkers first thing in the morning. Seriously, we need that protection, or we’ll also die in about 30 seconds. And in space, no one can hear you scream about missed TPS report deadlines.

Face the harsh realities of your morning environment with the tasty beverage of your choice, served up piping hot in this Astronaut Helmet 3D Mug. Shaped like the headgear that brave men and women have worn to protect their noggins during spacewalks, it will keep 20 ounces of liquid toasty warm for you to enjoy on this planet or, well, just on this planet… for now.

Buy Now from THINKGEEK

Pusheen Mini Plush Coin Purse

Whatever you want to carry, Pusheen is happy to carry it for you inside this adorable plushy coin purse version of, well, Pusheen! A sturdy lobster clasp clip lets you clip this right onto your bag, so you can always keep what you need close at hand, and the kiss clasp top will keep it all secure. Thanks, Pusheen!

Read More

Dragon Head Mug

Ever wonder what it might be like to breath fire? Well next time you grab a fresh cup of coffee or tea, take a sip right away and observe as your taste buds are quickly scalded into tasteless obedience. (Do not actually do this. Please wait for your beverage to cool down).

Read More

Star Trek Uhura Journal

Keep your own Communications Log in this retro space fashion Star Trek Uhura Journal. Including fun graphics of Lieutenant Uhura’s likeness on the front and the Starship Enterprise on the back, the journal also includes full color graphics on the inside covers and 232 lined pages complete with Starfleet insignia. There is even a ribbon bookmark to keep your place between missions.

Read More