MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF COFFEE

An astronaut’s helmet is the ultimate defense against the vast oxygenless vacuum of space, full of destructive radiation, the bitter freezing cold of the darkness, and also the blinding direct light of the sun. Just like a cup of coffee is our only defense against our coworkers first thing in the morning. Seriously, we need that protection, or we’ll also die in about 30 seconds. And in space, no one can hear you scream about missed TPS report deadlines.

Face the harsh realities of your morning environment with the tasty beverage of your choice, served up piping hot in this Astronaut Helmet 3D Mug. Shaped like the headgear that brave men and women have worn to protect their noggins during spacewalks, it will keep 20 ounces of liquid toasty warm for you to enjoy on this planet or, well, just on this planet… for now.

Buy Now from THINKGEEK

Marvel Loki Cufflinks

The God of Mischief usually has something up his sleeve. A secret plan, a hidden agenda, a spell, or even a lie waiting on the tip of his silver tongue. Maybe he’s changed his shape. Maybe he’s replaced his adoptive father on the throne of Asgard. Maybe he’s even gone legit! The options are endless.

Harry Potter Marauder’s Map 17oz Glass Mug

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night.

Wonder Woman Steampunk Corset Top

The Amazons are known for their fierceness in battle and their regal honor. And also for being able to make the finest flying machines this side of Post-Crisis New 52 Golden Silver Age Earth-Two. In this universe, one of these flying machines was gifted to Diana as she ventured into London for the first time.