MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF COFFEE

An astronaut’s helmet is the ultimate defense against the vast oxygenless vacuum of space, full of destructive radiation, the bitter freezing cold of the darkness, and also the blinding direct light of the sun. Just like a cup of coffee is our only defense against our coworkers first thing in the morning. Seriously, we need that protection, or we’ll also die in about 30 seconds. And in space, no one can hear you scream about missed TPS report deadlines.

Face the harsh realities of your morning environment with the tasty beverage of your choice, served up piping hot in this Astronaut Helmet 3D Mug. Shaped like the headgear that brave men and women have worn to protect their noggins during spacewalks, it will keep 20 ounces of liquid toasty warm for you to enjoy on this planet or, well, just on this planet… for now.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Fallout Vault-Tec Bath Mat

Congratulations on your family’s acceptance into the Vault-Tec vault program! We look forward to having you and your family as valued residents. You can look forward to a safe, pleasant, and secure living environment with all the amenities of home! We at Vault-Tec know that you can’t wait to get into your vault and get settled into your new forever home! But in order to provide you with the very best Vault-Tec experience, we ask that you please wait until you are contacted via holotape message or audible air siren before you report to your designated Vault.

Constellation Lamp

The stars, twinkling in the firmament, are sublime. They remind us how small our existence is with how far separated in space and time they are from us. When we visit national parks, for instance, and can bask in the heavens from horizon to horizon, it makes us reconsider our place in the universe. In a good way. 

Harry Potter Flatware 5 Piece Set

Dig in to your own serving of steak-and-kidney pie with this Harry Potter Flatware Set, which comes with a salad fork (for the stuff Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food”), a dinner fork, a knife, a dinner spoon, and a teaspoon. Each piece of cutlery has the Hogwarts Crest stamped at the base of the handle, and the knife is stamped twice for good measure (and also so you don’t have to remember which way the edge is supposed to face).