MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF COFFEE

An astronaut’s helmet is the ultimate defense against the vast oxygenless vacuum of space, full of destructive radiation, the bitter freezing cold of the darkness, and also the blinding direct light of the sun. Just like a cup of coffee is our only defense against our coworkers first thing in the morning. Seriously, we need that protection, or we’ll also die in about 30 seconds. And in space, no one can hear you scream about missed TPS report deadlines.

Face the harsh realities of your morning environment with the tasty beverage of your choice, served up piping hot in this Astronaut Helmet 3D Mug. Shaped like the headgear that brave men and women have worn to protect their noggins during spacewalks, it will keep 20 ounces of liquid toasty warm for you to enjoy on this planet or, well, just on this planet… for now.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!