DEFEAT THE TITANS
It’s time to reclaim our territory and defeat these titans once and for all. True, most of our recruits don’t survive their first mission, but… wait! Where are you going? There are so many reasons to stay. We have expensive horses. Ummm… we also have these cool backpacks. Oh, you’ll stay for the bag? Whew. Thanks. Honestly, we need all the help we can get fighting these titans.
This Attack on Titan Scout Regiment Rolltop Backpack is perfect for fighting titans, or just going about your everyday life. And you don’t even have to enlist in the Scout Regiment to get one. You can just get it here thanks to Timmy. He’s the one who risked going out to meet with the Scout Regiment leaders to see if we could sell this. He’s one brave monkey… or he might also be a titan as well. We’re not going to ask.