DEFEAT THE TITANS

It’s time to reclaim our territory and defeat these titans once and for all. True, most of our recruits don’t survive their first mission, but… wait! Where are you going? There are so many reasons to stay. We have expensive horses. Ummm… we also have these cool backpacks. Oh, you’ll stay for the bag? Whew. Thanks. Honestly, we need all the help we can get fighting these titans.

This Attack on Titan Scout Regiment Rolltop Backpack is perfect for fighting titans, or just going about your everyday life. And you don’t even have to enlist in the Scout Regiment to get one. You can just get it here thanks to Timmy. He’s the one who risked going out to meet with the Scout Regiment leaders to see if we could sell this. He’s one brave monkey… or he might also be a titan as well. We’re not going to ask.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!