MOW. MOOOOOOW.

We are all about cats here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. We just want to cuddle and smooch them all day long. We are motivated to snuggle because if we have them pinned down they can’t knock our drink off the counter. It’s all about the corporal cuddling.

Show your love for your kitty even if their nickname is basically “Can you not!?” Three pairs of boxer briefs ranging through a medley of cat emotions on one pair to one giving you the “stink eye” on a second to the third giving you the… “stink butt?” Oh, it’s just like the morning alarm clock all over again.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!