PERFECT FOR DARK NIGHTS

Lots of us have jobs that are hard on our feet. If you work in the food industry, in retail, in nursing, you spend a lot of your time on your toes. And when you spend your nights leaping from roof to roof, that can also be hard on your feet. Sure, the Batmobile can get him places when Batman wants to avoid walking, but it’s not as satisfying as doling out vengeance on foot.

That’s why after his shower Alfred brings Bruce Wayne these Batman Caped Uniform Slippers. They’re soft with padded soles and, of course, a tiny cape. They’re just what the podiatrist ordered. Well, that and some time off. But it ain’t like that’s happening.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.