A wallet for a dark (k)night

Walking the streets of Gotham can be pretty dangerous. There’s random violence during the day, and supervillains at night. If only there was a way to strap a bat signal to all our possessions – we’d feel a lot safer. Oh wait! Look at this.

This Batman front pocket wallet is perfect for daily use, but if you ever get in trouble on the streets of Gotham, the Batman symbol on the front will hopefully catch the eye of a friendly vigilante. You know what, maybe it’s just time to move. Metropolis is looking pretty good right now. Or maybe Gateway City.  

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.