We’ll clarify – the Sun is fine, we have no beef with it, but we do appreciate it not blinding us when we’re out and about. And while we do enjoy a good pair of shades from time to time, we have a hard time repping some of our favorite things on such a small amount of real estate. The hat may not be as good at concealing our identity as a mask and deep voice would be – but we promise it invites significantly more hellos.

The Batman Logo Strapback Hat features a black (what other color would it possibly be!?) hat with the iconic logo front and center. The size is adjustable in the back so it’s sure to be comfy.

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Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.

Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.