CAPE NOT INCLUDED

One of the things we love about Batman is that because he has no superpowers (and because Bruce Wayne is rich), he ends up with all sorts of awesome gadgets. That’s what a utility belt is good for. However, the utility belt has only a limited amount of real estate, and sometimes Batman needs to rely on other means to schlep all his crime-fighting paraphernalia.

Enter this Batman Tactical Issue Backpack, which has enough space in it for all your various batarangs. Black and grey, it looks somber, not happy, just as a Batman product should. And much like Alfred, it’s already considered all your needs. Top handle so you can grab it and go when the Batsignal shines. Padding for your tablet or laptop. Side pockets for your water bottle so you can stay hydrated. And a reinforced bottom because the streets of Gotham are rough, literally.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.