DESIGN, MEET FUNCTION

Multifunctional accessories are all the rage now. Your car can send text messages. Your fridge can send you pictures of your groceries. Your lipgloss is also your blush, and your bracelet is actually a hair tie. Heck, universal remote controls will work on almost ANYTHING. The future is now!

And the future this faux leather Betsey Johnson purse inhabits is one that lets you make phone calls with your phone bag. How’s that for multifunctional! The purse looks like a retro rotary phone, with an actual, tiny phone receiver strapped to the handle that really works. The receiver has its own volume control and a classic coiled phone cord with a standard audio jack at the end. Just detach it from the handle, plug it into your cell phone (as long as it still has an audio jack), and chat away! Just be forewarned, the appliqué rotary-style dial on the front will not actually dial your phone for you though (we’ve tried… a lot). Still looks nifty though! The front flap features a magnetic snap closure, and lifts to reveal rosebud-printed lining with a zipper pocket and two slip pockets – not to mention a loop to secure the phone cord! So feel free to take your work on the run with you, because this bag is made for a busy person who is definitely expecting a call.

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Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

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Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

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