PROTECT YOUR LUNCH

Before they became the protectors of the Little Sisters, Big Daddies were the maintenance workers for the city of Rapture. In their big ol’ diving suits, armed with drills and rivet guns, they walked the sea floor to repair leaks, break new ground for the city, and complete construction projects. Until lunchtime, that is, when they might take a nice break on the support beam of an in-progress skyscraper. Is it a “skyscraper” if it’s underwater? Waterscraper? Oceanscraper? Whatever.

Kick back, relax, and open up your lunchbox tin high above the sea floor atop Point Prometheus. Just don’t offer to share your lunch with us, please. We’d really rather not know what Big Daddies eat for lunch.

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Sir Cumference Quest for Pi T-Shirt

Sir Cumference isn’t the most famous knight. In fact, we’d say he’s a figure on the perimeter at best. And after all these years, we’re afraid he might have developed a bit of circular thinking. Sir Cumference may be tilting… well, around windmills, as it were. We mean – look at him. He’s clearly been πD on his journey.

Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!