PROTECT YOUR LUNCH

Before they became the protectors of the Little Sisters, Big Daddies were the maintenance workers for the city of Rapture. In their big ol’ diving suits, armed with drills and rivet guns, they walked the sea floor to repair leaks, break new ground for the city, and complete construction projects. Until lunchtime, that is, when they might take a nice break on the support beam of an in-progress skyscraper. Is it a “skyscraper” if it’s underwater? Waterscraper? Oceanscraper? Whatever.

Kick back, relax, and open up your lunchbox tin high above the sea floor atop Point Prometheus. Just don’t offer to share your lunch with us, please. We’d really rather not know what Big Daddies eat for lunch.

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Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Sword Lounge Pants

It will do you no good to lounge around here while Calamity Ganon is out there, corrupting and taking control of everything. Well, maybe a little rest and relaxation is in order before you go marching out to take on that creature of pure Malice. So, how long do you think it’ll be before you’re ready? Like, 20 minutes, or… oh. 100 years?

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Picture this: You’ve invited the family over for a big holiday feast. Cousins, kids – the whole crew is coming. And they’re not going to all fit at your dining room table, so you decide to haul in a few extra tables. But here’s the catch: you don’t have decorations for three tables.

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Commissioner Gordon summoned Batman by shining the Bat Signal up into the night sky. That’s how he and Robin knew it was time to flip open Shakespeare and head to the Bat Cave.