Who says jewelry can’t be both practical and fashionable? Kimoyo beads may be new to us, but the Wakandans have been using this technology for years. If only we could make the rest of our jewelry this useful. Our college ring just sits there… do something! (Besides reminding of us of our student debt!)

Support the nation of Wakanda with this Black Panther Kimoyo Beads Bracelet. Since we’re trying to preserve Vibranium, we’ve chosen to sell these bracelets because they’re made of resin. But let’s be honest, who can be trusted to be responsible with a functioning Kimoyo beads bracelets? Not us. We’d project holographic versions of us at work, so we could go hang out with Timmy.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!