We imagine Bob Ross would take issue with the phrase “ugly sweater.” Because in the world of The Joy of Painting, nothing is ugly. Not the trees you applied to heavily with the palette knife. Not the fan brush foliage that still looks suspiciously like paint and not leaves. Not the shack that looks great on Bob’s canvas, but looks like a lost bite of Kit Kat on yours. There are no mistakes; just happy accidents.

So when you pull on this Bob Ross Happy Trees Holiday Sweater, with its smiling face of the master himself, and its pines, and the invocation “happy trees,” remember: it’s not an ugly sweater. It’s your happy accident sweater.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!