THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A (CHRISTMAS) TREE AS A FRIEND

If you’re a fan of numbers, you probably are already familiar with FiveThirtyEight. Back in 2014, they did a fascinating analysis of Bob Ross’s The Joy of Painting. Turns out there are a statistically significant number of happy little trees. There are “snow-covered mountains” in 26% of his on-air works, and generic snow in 19%.

The image on this stocking is a great example of a painting that qualifies for “snow-covered mountain” but not “snow” since the foreground appears to capture a summer scene. It also features Bob Ross’s smiling face ready to exhort you to “get a little crazy.” Which in this context probably means eat holiday candy for breakfast.

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