FOUR EARS, LEADER OF THE BELCHER BIKER GANG

Stereotypical biker gangs wear vests and jackets with patches like the ones given for not being associated with the white power movement or for blowing up a bunch… of balloons… for kids like you to externally demonstrate how tough they are. And Louise wears her bunny hat for much the same reason. Well, technically, she doesn’t need a hat to complete her. Only she does. Give it back.

This white ringer features a still of the kids on their bikes from the end credits of “Ear-sy Rider.” Light blue neck and sleeve edges. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.