FOUR EARS, LEADER OF THE BELCHER BIKER GANG

Stereotypical biker gangs wear vests and jackets with patches like the ones given for not being associated with the white power movement or for blowing up a bunch… of balloons… for kids like you to externally demonstrate how tough they are. And Louise wears her bunny hat for much the same reason. Well, technically, she doesn’t need a hat to complete her. Only she does. Give it back.

This white ringer features a still of the kids on their bikes from the end credits of “Ear-sy Rider.” Light blue neck and sleeve edges. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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