HOODIE OF THE DAY

Is it possible to love five people at once? If they’re a family, why not! Our hearts are set on the Belcher clan, and not just because they make burgers and we like to eat burgers (though that definitely is a factor). Our love runs deep. But no matter how much we love the Belchers, let’s be honest – they aren’t always super loveable. Bob talks to his turkey baster. Linda maybe drinks too much. Gene has musical farts. Tina loves butts and erotic friend fiction. And Louise… well, she’s an evil genius. She’s full time #lifegoals.

These little outline characters on this hoodie are basically defined by being cute and loveable, though. The Belchers look downright adorable on this full-zip hoodie. They’re all tiny, and you can’t make out the anger from their silhouettes, which is good. And look at Bob! You can’t even tell he has a bald spot and a belly! Could use more butts though.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Batman Logo Watch

What, you think Batman doesn’t have a watch to keep track of time? Granted, a Batwatch might have a laser cutter or something cool attached to it, but Batman for sure has places to be. He needs a watch to know when to be at the bank that Two-Face is planning on robbing. Might be a little embarrassing if he showed up late to that party. And possibly even worse if Bruce Wayne kept some Gotham millionaire waiting.

ThinkGeek’s 19th Anniversary Tee

It isn’t always easy to be a geek. Trust us: we have firsthand knowledge from our entire 8th grade year. Loving something, truly loving it, and putting that out there for the world to see makes you vulnerable. And that’s hard. 

Lion King Scar Lounger

All the lessons we learned as a child from The Lion King still apply to our adult life today. First, always listen to your father. A classic. Second, there’s the ciiiiirrrrrcle of life. Applies today and every day. Third, we learned that nothing beats the comfort of a lounger when you’re basking on a hot savannah day. (You remember that one, right? No? Must have been in the director’s cut.)