SLIP THESE ON, ONE BUTTCHEEK AT A TIME

These are the Tina Belcher-iest pants imaginable. Why? It’s not just because she’s on the front. It’s not even because they feature a classic Tina-ism – “BUTTS” – also printed on the front. It’s because they make every butt look amazing, just the way Tina would want it. There is a big wide world of butts out there, so slip into these comfy lounge pants and join it!

These loose-fitting pants feature an elastic waistband that also has a drawstring on the outside, because why settle for only one way to keep your pants on? Comfortable enough to wear while writing erotic friend fiction or riding imaginary horses – and they even have pockets for hiding imaginary horse treats! Just remember: your heart may poop its pants, but only you can poop these pants. Uhhhhh… not that we’re suggesting you do that. Leave the pants-pooping to your heart and just enjoy wearing these.

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Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.