SLIP THESE ON, ONE BUTTCHEEK AT A TIME

These are the Tina Belcher-iest pants imaginable. Why? It’s not just because she’s on the front. It’s not even because they feature a classic Tina-ism – “BUTTS” – also printed on the front. It’s because they make every butt look amazing, just the way Tina would want it. There is a big wide world of butts out there, so slip into these comfy lounge pants and join it!

These loose-fitting pants feature an elastic waistband that also has a drawstring on the outside, because why settle for only one way to keep your pants on? Comfortable enough to wear while writing erotic friend fiction or riding imaginary horses – and they even have pockets for hiding imaginary horse treats! Just remember: your heart may poop its pants, but only you can poop these pants. Uhhhhh… not that we’re suggesting you do that. Leave the pants-pooping to your heart and just enjoy wearing these.

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Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Crew Sock 3-Pack Box Set

by | February 17, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

All aboard the Hogwarts Express! Harry Potter admirers will love this set of three different pairs of themed socks and a fabulous Hogwarts Express-shaped novelty box. The socks are made of 98% polyester and 2% spandex and fit sock sizes 10-13 (shoe sizes 8-12). “Accio Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Crew Sock 3-Pack Box Set!” Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry with low heat.

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Star Wars Storm Trooper Topanga Cooler Tote Bag

by | February 14, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

From farmers markets to the concert, from the mountains to the sea, the Star Wars Storm Trooper Topanga Cooler Tote Bag is your all-in-one grocery bag, picnic bag, and food bag with its durable polyester canvas outer construction and heat-sealed water-resistant PVC interior liner. The 24-can capacity, large external pocket, and carrying straps make this the perfect insulated tote for food, beverages, and wet swimsuits and towels!

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Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw

by | February 13, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

When this youngster takes a power nap, it’s a POWER nap! Maybe that will work for you, too. At any rate, you don’t want to miss this chance to grab the Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw for your very own. One side shows an innocent-looking “Baby Yoda” and the words “This Is My Good Side,” while the other side says “Power Nap” and features The Child sound asleep in a levitating bassinet. Aww… Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

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