SLIP THESE ON, ONE BUTTCHEEK AT A TIME

These are the Tina Belcher-iest pants imaginable. Why? It’s not just because she’s on the front. It’s not even because they feature a classic Tina-ism – “BUTTS” – also printed on the front. It’s because they make every butt look amazing, just the way Tina would want it. There is a big wide world of butts out there, so slip into these comfy lounge pants and join it!

These loose-fitting pants feature an elastic waistband that also has a drawstring on the outside, because why settle for only one way to keep your pants on? Comfortable enough to wear while writing erotic friend fiction or riding imaginary horses – and they even have pockets for hiding imaginary horse treats! Just remember: your heart may poop its pants, but only you can poop these pants. Uhhhhh… not that we’re suggesting you do that. Leave the pants-pooping to your heart and just enjoy wearing these.

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