IT’S NO BIG DEAL

Aphorisms are friendly little reminders of how to live your life. And when they’ve been crosstitched by your grandmother and hung on your wall, it’s like she’s always there. Watching you. Reminding you that home is supposed to be sweet or exactly how the alphabet goes. Which is kind of pointless, because you’re going to have to hum the tune anyhow. So instead we decided to print (ain’t nobody got time to stitch) this aphorism from Tina Belcher on a tee. This way you can always remember – whatever it is? It’s no big deal.

This crossstitch style sampler design has the words “Don’t Have a Crap Attack” on the front of this white ladies’ tee with a crosstitched flower and burger design and Tina’s face (uncrosstitched). 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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