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We’re pretty sure these backpacks are 100% good Kuchi Kopis. But we can’t be entirely sure, and we can’t keep an eye on all the Kuchi Kopis at our warehouse right now. That means we’re going to have to rely on you.

Snuggly soft, this Kuchi Kopi backpack can accompany you everywhere (whether you like it or not). And it’s a lot less weird than carrying a nightlight or a toothbrush around with you. But you could potentially carry both of those in this backpack.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!