WE DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR LACK OF SARCASM

Good thing, too, because it’d be super gross to put this wallet in your mouth. Mostly because it’s covered with pink fuzzy stuff. But don’t worry. It’s 100% man-made stuff. No ground up adulterous pink cows involved here.

Celebrate the superior character from Bob’s Burgers, Louise, with this wallet that has a bunny skull applique sewn onto one pink fuzzy side. The zip-around closure on this will make it extra hard for a magician to slip your card in there, but the eight slots leave plenty of room for your ID, your parents’ credit cards, and your gun license. Congrats.

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