WATCH OUT FOR THE EYE TWITCH

So here’s the question: what do you think Louise got in return for her soul? Maybe an apartment? Some towels? A doll whose head comes off and it’s a knife? Do you think she had to tell the Devil “No takebacks!”

A maniacally laughing Louise, surrounded by her “You could sell your soul. I did, and look at me!” quote is printed on the front of this black ladies’ tee. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.