WATCH OUT FOR THE EYE TWITCH

So here’s the question: what do you think Louise got in return for her soul? Maybe an apartment? Some towels? A doll whose head comes off and it’s a knife? Do you think she had to tell the Devil “No takebacks!”

A maniacally laughing Louise, surrounded by her “You could sell your soul. I did, and look at me!” quote is printed on the front of this black ladies’ tee. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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LED Space Fleece Blanket

by | August 20, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Have you ever wanted to hug the Earth? Or sprawl under the stars? Maybe even touch a pulsar? Now that’s just silly; why would anyone want that? You’d probably just get seriously, seriously injured. Or at the very least, void your insurance policy. Honestly, it’s a little ridiculous that you’d even think that was possible, because it’s not. Unless, of course, you have this LED Space Fleece Blanket.

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Star Wars Boba Fett Lounge Pants

by | August 20, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Boba Fett is the Batman of Star Wars. He flies around in a cool vehicle, wears a costume designed to look powerful and intimidating, and delivers food to the needy on the holidays. Didn’t know that, did you? Okay, so now that much is officially “legend” (stupid EU rename), but it’s still real in our hearts. Boba Fett is awesome… and now you can be more awesome by donning these pants. 

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Batman Logo Watch

by | August 19, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

What, you think Batman doesn’t have a watch to keep track of time? Granted, a Batwatch might have a laser cutter or something cool attached to it, but Batman for sure has places to be. He needs a watch to know when to be at the bank that Two-Face is planning on robbing. Might be a little embarrassing if he showed up late to that party. And possibly even worse if Bruce Wayne kept some Gotham millionaire waiting.

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