THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

Here at ThinkGeek, our customer base is full of self-rescuing princesses. We don’t do helpless well. Honestly, we just don’t have the patience for it. And sometimes it takes the insight of a crazy mixed-up teenager to give us our new mantra:

I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me. That’s not who I am. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
– Tina Belcher, “The Belchies”

This navy blue ladies tee features the logo of the Smart Strong Sensual Woman’s Club (Tina’s head, natch) with laurel leaves and a burger printed small on the left chest and large across the back. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Star Wars Rebel Imperial Logo Backpack

Not sure where your loyalty lies? Or maybe thinking about playing both sides until a clear victor is decided? Then this is the backpack for you.

Harry Potter Jewelry Set

Just got your acceptance letter to Hogwarts? Good. Here are some essentials to add to your school supplies list: one owl necklace carrying a letter, two letter earrings, and one compact mirror. Well look at that… it’s all right here. This Harry Potter jewelry set is perfect for going back to school, or when you want to flaunt that you got an acceptance letter when your muggle friends didn’t.

Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.