THIS IS WHO YOU ARE
Here at ThinkGeek, our customer base is full of self-rescuing princesses. We don’t do helpless well. Honestly, we just don’t have the patience for it. And sometimes it takes the insight of a crazy mixed-up teenager to give us our new mantra:
I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me. That’s not who I am. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
– Tina Belcher, “The Belchies”
This navy blue ladies tee features the logo of the Smart Strong Sensual Woman’s Club (Tina’s head, natch) with laurel leaves and a burger printed small on the left chest and large across the back. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.
Kitchen Nightmares!
On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.
Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.
First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.
Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope
