THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

Here at ThinkGeek, our customer base is full of self-rescuing princesses. We don’t do helpless well. Honestly, we just don’t have the patience for it. And sometimes it takes the insight of a crazy mixed-up teenager to give us our new mantra:

I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me. That’s not who I am. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
– Tina Belcher, “The Belchies”

This navy blue ladies tee features the logo of the Smart Strong Sensual Woman’s Club (Tina’s head, natch) with laurel leaves and a burger printed small on the left chest and large across the back. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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by | March 12, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

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Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

by | March 10, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

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Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

by | March 9, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!

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