THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

Here at ThinkGeek, our customer base is full of self-rescuing princesses. We don’t do helpless well. Honestly, we just don’t have the patience for it. And sometimes it takes the insight of a crazy mixed-up teenager to give us our new mantra:

I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me. That’s not who I am. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
– Tina Belcher, “The Belchies”

This navy blue ladies tee features the logo of the Smart Strong Sensual Woman’s Club (Tina’s head, natch) with laurel leaves and a burger printed small on the left chest and large across the back. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.