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Brrr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants.
– Tina, “The Belchies”

Or, like Tina, maybe you don’t really need a man for that. You can keep yourself warm with this Bob’s Burgers Tina Butts Knit Scarf. Nobody’s going to doubt your favorite body part when you’re wearing this. Both sides say BUTTS in a huge font. Twice for good measure. (That’s four total butts, for those playing at home.) And this scarf also features a headshot of our favorite strong, sensual woman, Tina.

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Star Wars R2-D2 Applique Mini-Backpack

Be ready for any adventure, in this galaxy or the next! This Star Wars R2-D2 Applique Mini-Backpack includes shoulder straps, a top handle, front exterior zipped pocket, two side exterior pockets, a fully lined interior, and top zip closure. Measures approximately 9-inches X 10-inches X 4.5-inches. Ages 14 and up.

Star Wars Rebel Imperial Logo Backpack

Not sure where your loyalty lies? Or maybe thinking about playing both sides until a clear victor is decided? Then this is the backpack for you.

Harry Potter Jewelry Set

Just got your acceptance letter to Hogwarts? Good. Here are some essentials to add to your school supplies list: one owl necklace carrying a letter, two letter earrings, and one compact mirror. Well look at that… it’s all right here. This Harry Potter jewelry set is perfect for going back to school, or when you want to flaunt that you got an acceptance letter when your muggle friends didn’t.