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Brrr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants.
– Tina, “The Belchies”

Or, like Tina, maybe you don’t really need a man for that. You can keep yourself warm with this Bob’s Burgers Tina Butts Knit Scarf. Nobody’s going to doubt your favorite body part when you’re wearing this. Both sides say BUTTS in a huge font. Twice for good measure. (That’s four total butts, for those playing at home.) And this scarf also features a headshot of our favorite strong, sensual woman, Tina.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

by | May 18, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

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Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

by | May 14, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

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Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

by | May 14, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.

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