Brrr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants.
– Tina, “The Belchies”
Or, like Tina, maybe you don’t really need a man for that. You can keep yourself warm with this Bob’s Burgers Tina Butts Knit Scarf. Nobody’s going to doubt your favorite body part when you’re wearing this. Both sides say BUTTS in a huge font. Twice for good measure. (That’s four total butts, for those playing at home.) And this scarf also features a headshot of our favorite strong, sensual woman, Tina.