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We’d like to point out that zombie unicorns are basically where undead dreams are born. Can you imagine how much erotic friend fiction has been written about the Venn diagram of unicorns and zombies?! Also, did you notice that a two circle Venn diagram is basically a butt? Because we did.

This black and white striped tee features the design from the NYCC exclusive cover for Bob’s Burgers #1 by Damon Wong featuring Tina and her zombie unicorn. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Commando Camo Hat

If you want to blend in on Endor, camo is the way to go. Actually… it’s really the only way to go. Unless you want to try to pass yourself off as an Ewok. But some of us are tall(ish), so that’s not really an option. Plus, this hat seems much more comfortable than a hairy costume in a forest environment.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Blueprint T-Shirt

“It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! I’ve outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.” – Han Solo

Game of Thrones House Lannister Wallet

With an unofficial motto like “a Lannister always pays his debts,” we’re surprised the Lannisters don’t all have it monogramed onto their wallets. But then again, that might be a bit on the nose. (Insert Tyrion joke here…)