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We’d like to point out that zombie unicorns are basically where undead dreams are born. Can you imagine how much erotic friend fiction has been written about the Venn diagram of unicorns and zombies?! Also, did you notice that a two circle Venn diagram is basically a butt? Because we did.

This black and white striped tee features the design from the NYCC exclusive cover for Bob’s Burgers #1 by Damon Wong featuring Tina and her zombie unicorn. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.