CHROME… THE NEXT BEST THING TO VIBRANIUM

We’d like to think Captain America’s wallet wouldn’t just match his costume; it’d also have elements of Vibranium in it. Can you imagine Steve Rogers stopping a convenience store robbery by throwing around a wallet instead of a shield? Marvel, or fanfiction writers… are you listening?  

Vibranium is incredibly difficult to get, so this Captain America Patch Wallet uses chrome instead. It’s pretty much the same thing, but it doesn’t deflect bullets or anything like that. So don’t get all heroic with your wallet unless you’re swooping in to save dinner by paying the bill. We’re all for that. 

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.