THE MOST PATRIOTIC WAY TO TRAVEL

When we’re traveling abroad, it’s not enough to say that we’re from the U.S. We need more. We need fireworks in the background with red, white, and blue flags all around us and a plate of hamburgers, and apple pie in front of us. We need Captain America’s entourage from the 1940s. But alas, we don’t know how to time travel… yet. 

This Captain America Passport Wallet will let people know that you’re super patriotic. Or that you just like superheroes. One thing is for certain, Cap sure as heck didn’t travel around the world on the run with this as his passport wallet. It’s just a bit too on the nose.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.