MORE THAN JUST A MODE ON YOUR PHONE

If you value your safety, there are several things you should not mess around with. Jim, for instance. Also, angry cats. They will mess you up. And never touch someone else’s donuts. That is not a euphemism.

This heather grey v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves warns all-comers not to mess with you. It has both an angry cat AND a donut on it, plus it clearly reads, “Do Nut Disturb.” Yes, it’s cute. No we don’t need to talk about it.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…