MORE THAN JUST A MODE ON YOUR PHONE

If you value your safety, there are several things you should not mess around with. Jim, for instance. Also, angry cats. They will mess you up. And never touch someone else’s donuts. That is not a euphemism.

This heather grey v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves warns all-comers not to mess with you. It has both an angry cat AND a donut on it, plus it clearly reads, “Do Nut Disturb.” Yes, it’s cute. No we don’t need to talk about it.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!