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If you value your safety, there are several things you should not mess around with. Jim, for instance. Also, angry cats. They will mess you up. And never touch someone else’s donuts. That is not a euphemism.

This heather grey v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves warns all-comers not to mess with you. It has both an angry cat AND a donut on it, plus it clearly reads, “Do Nut Disturb.” Yes, it’s cute. No we don’t need to talk about it.

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock