Category: Gear

Marvel Deadpool 50″ Round Beach Towel

One of the problems with going to the beach is trying to find your stuff again amongst all the anonymous tropical print towels, bags, and umbrellas. Let’s see you were… maybe 50 feet from the shoreline. Right in front of the lifeguard… is that the same lifeguard tower? 

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Doctor Who TARDIS Hooded Lounger

For any of Doctor Who’s companions, their adventures with the whimsical traveller can seem just like a bunch of wild dreams. Crazy aliens, strange planets, and experiencing all kinds of alternate histories and futures. If it were you, wouldn’t you expect to wake up and find out none of it had really happened?

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Dark Mysteries Hooded Denim Jacket

There are a lot of things we don’t understand about the world. For example, most of quantum physics. Daylight savings time. How somebody can get a cat to wear a shark costume and ride around on a Roomba without suffering grievous bodily injury.

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Minecraft Tales from the End Youth T-Shirt

The Ender Dragon may only naturally spawn in The End, but you can add one to your closet today without fear of it Circling, Strafing, Charging, or Perching on your house. ‘Cause that would be inconvenient, especially if home is where you play. 

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Minecraft Vintage Alex Youth T-Shirt

Well, actually, technically we CAN all be Steve, we guess. But we prefer Alex, ourselves. And for kids who play Minecraft as Alex instead of Steve, there’s a shirt for them, too. If you have a young Minecraft player in your house who plays as Alex, equip them with a foam pickaxe and give them this shirt. They’ll be ready to hit the ground running. Remind them, though, that they’ll drain the food bar considerably while sprinting, so you might want to restock the fridge, too.

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Tea-Rex T-Shirt

Coffee has long been the socially acceptable morning beverage. No matter who you are, you can drink coffee. Tea is a little different. It has the reputation of being the more genteel beverage, a choice for delicate ladies and people with sore throats. But that’s simply not the case. Tea can be badass; you just need the right monocle.

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Kingdom Hearts Sora Backpack

Or, if we can’t have strength like Sora, we’ll take spiky hair! No wait. Scratch that. We meant “carrying capacity.” Yep. We’ll take carrying capacity. Because every day is an adventure, so we can pretty much always use a backpack to hold all our essential gear.

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Cat & Donut Ladies’ T-Shirt

If you value your safety, there are several things you should not mess around with. Jim, for instance. Also, angry cats. They will mess you up. And never touch someone else’s donuts. That is not a euphemism.

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Overwatch Cracked Glass T-Shirt

We got your main right here. Or, well, we have a 32% chance of having your main right here. Actually, that’s not terrific odds, is it? Especially since everybody wants to be a hamster in a tank….

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Pi By Numbers Knit Scarf

Despite what our Algebra 2 teacher tried to turn it into, mathematics can be beautiful. The first time you graph a parabola in geometry. The recognition of the Fibonacci sequence in a fern. The moment you get to the Q.E.D. bit in a particularly vexing proof. There’s beauty in symmetry and simplicity, and there’s beauty in Chaos Theory. 

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I Need My Space Beanie and Scarf Set

If you have an introvert space geek in your life and you don’t know what gift to get them, we have your answer right here. Nearly everybody needs cold weather gear. (Sorry, San Diego.) And somehow at the end of the season, half of it disappears. So it makes for a solid gift. And this hat and scarf set come packaged in a little gift box, ready to go.

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Neon Dragon Beanie and Scarf Set

See, really, two is enough. We’re going to give you a scarf and a hat. Two. What are you going to do with four, anyhow? You don’t have two heads, do you? Yeah yeah. We know you’re eating. But, look. Bryant sent us to tell you he wanted you to see this. 

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