If we could have a pocketbook full of cats (without harming any kittens, obv), we would totally do that. Alas, it’s not practical. Cats DO like getting in bags, but only on their own terms. If we suggested that they get in a bag, they’re going to play with the bag that bag came in. Because that’s how cats do.

This is basically the next best thing to the unattainable goal of having a pocketbook full of cats – a wristlet with cats all over it. Made from Tyvek, this bag is water-resistant, stain-resistant, and tear-resistant and comes with a removable wrist strap. Bonus? It creates no issues for allergy sufferers.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).