PUT ON YOUR SPACE PANTS

As if we didn’t want space pants real bad before, then Peter Dinklage went on Saturday Night Live and gave us the epic anthem that we still can’t get out of our heads. We ratcheted up our search for the best space pants in the galaxy, and now we’ve got just the pair: perfect for lounging around on the weekend and for yell-singing “LOOK AT MY PANTS, WITH THE EYES IN YOUR FACE. MY PANTS ARE COVERED IN OUTER SPACE. SPACE PANTS! SPACE PANTS! I, AM WEARING, SPACE PANTS!”

Right, so we may have gotten a little carried away there. These Constellation Jeggings feature a gold print with constellations and stars, functional back pockets, and the best part: they’re comfy pull-on leggings, so they feel as out-of-this-world as they look.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.