GUESS WHAT?

If you work in an office environment, you’ve probably encountered the dreaded “office manager” – that jerk who tells you it’s “against policy” to have space heaters in your cube, but won’t do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you’re going to do, burn the whole building down?

Now you can solve your office dilemma without any of those fire-marshall-attracting devices with the Corgi Butt USB Heated Pillow. One charge lasts 4-6 hours, and it only takes 1-2 hours to recharge it, so at the worst you can spend 16 hours of your day warm and 8 waiting to rewarm. Or just get two and be warm all the time. After all, if you have a corgi you know he or she is going to claim the first one you buy as a bed, so you may as well head that off at the pass and get two to start with.

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Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.