GUESS WHAT?

If you work in an office environment, you’ve probably encountered the dreaded “office manager” – that jerk who tells you it’s “against policy” to have space heaters in your cube, but won’t do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you’re going to do, burn the whole building down?

Now you can solve your office dilemma without any of those fire-marshall-attracting devices with the Corgi Butt USB Heated Pillow. One charge lasts 4-6 hours, and it only takes 1-2 hours to recharge it, so at the worst you can spend 16 hours of your day warm and 8 waiting to rewarm. Or just get two and be warm all the time. After all, if you have a corgi you know he or she is going to claim the first one you buy as a bed, so you may as well head that off at the pass and get two to start with.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!