GUESS WHAT?

If you work in an office environment, you’ve probably encountered the dreaded “office manager” – that jerk who tells you it’s “against policy” to have space heaters in your cube, but won’t do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you’re going to do, burn the whole building down?

Now you can solve your office dilemma without any of those fire-marshall-attracting devices with the Corgi Butt USB Heated Pillow. One charge lasts 4-6 hours, and it only takes 1-2 hours to recharge it, so at the worst you can spend 16 hours of your day warm and 8 waiting to rewarm. Or just get two and be warm all the time. After all, if you have a corgi you know he or she is going to claim the first one you buy as a bed, so you may as well head that off at the pass and get two to start with.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.