GUESS WHAT?

If you work in an office environment, you’ve probably encountered the dreaded “office manager” – that jerk who tells you it’s “against policy” to have space heaters in your cube, but won’t do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you’re going to do, burn the whole building down?

Now you can solve your office dilemma without any of those fire-marshall-attracting devices with the Corgi Butt USB Heated Pillow. One charge lasts 4-6 hours, and it only takes 1-2 hours to recharge it, so at the worst you can spend 16 hours of your day warm and 8 waiting to rewarm. Or just get two and be warm all the time. After all, if you have a corgi you know he or she is going to claim the first one you buy as a bed, so you may as well head that off at the pass and get two to start with.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie