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Do you sometimes joke that playing solitaire will drive you insane one day? Why not make that day today with this Cthulhu Playing Cards Gift Set?

This set comes with an officially-licensed deck of Call of Cthulhu playing cards and a Sigil of the Gateway collectible coin. The cards are appropriately horrific. Basically, the longer you look at them the more disgusting they become. (Thanks a lot, Shane Tyree.) And although you can use the coin as a dealer button or a card cover, we suggest you use it as a challenge coin to get free drinks out of your friends. Because nobody’s going to argue with the Necronomicon.

Note: We almost went insane trying to read everybody’s name in crazy font off of a paused video of the key card that came with the original Kickstarter deck because we knew you’d want to know who everybody was without having to make our customer service folks say the names outloud. They do not get hazard pay, but the monkeys at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ do after an exploding helicopter event one holiday….

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Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game

Before Chell made her way through Aperture Science Laboratories in Portal and Portal 2, there were legions of Test Subjects who tried (and failed… a lot) to pass through those very same test chambers. Lured to their demise by the same thing that lures us most of the parties and company meetings we attend: the promise of delicious Cake!

Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal Board Game

Jim Henson absolutely knocked it out of the park with The Dark Crystal. He created a classic story while absolutely terrifying us as children with how some of these creatures look. If that doesn’t make you remember a movie, nothing will. Now you can relive those memories with the board game based off the movie. Just, hopefully, without the hiding behind the couch the first time you saw a skeksis.

Pull My Finger Game

You never know when he’s gonna blow! Pull My Finger is the hilarious game that combines 2 things that make everyone laugh, monkeys and farts! Spin the banana spinner, pull the monkey’s finger and watch his butt Inflate with each pull! How big will his butt get? How long can he hold it in? Avoid the farts and win! For 2 or more players. Fun for the whole family. Ages 4 and up.