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Do you sometimes joke that playing solitaire will drive you insane one day? Why not make that day today with this Cthulhu Playing Cards Gift Set?

This set comes with an officially-licensed deck of Call of Cthulhu playing cards and a Sigil of the Gateway collectible coin. The cards are appropriately horrific. Basically, the longer you look at them the more disgusting they become. (Thanks a lot, Shane Tyree.) And although you can use the coin as a dealer button or a card cover, we suggest you use it as a challenge coin to get free drinks out of your friends. Because nobody’s going to argue with the Necronomicon.

Note: We almost went insane trying to read everybody’s name in crazy font off of a paused video of the key card that came with the original Kickstarter deck because we knew you’d want to know who everybody was without having to make our customer service folks say the names outloud. They do not get hazard pay, but the monkeys at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ do after an exploding helicopter event one holiday….

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Mickey The True Original Chess Set

For a mouse who’s 90 years old, Mickey is still pretty spry. He just goes on whistling as he drives his steamboat down the river without a care in the world. He just want to spread that special joy and nostalgia that only he can bring to the table. The kind of joy that makes you want to crush your opponent at chess.

Batman: The Animated Series – Gotham City Under Siege

Batman: The Animated Series was a game changer in terms of both storytelling and artistic direction. So it only seems fitting that IDW Games should give it an epic board game, befitting its status. Say hello to Gotham City Under Siege.

Fallout: Wasteland Warfare Two Player Starter Set

Some of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ haven’t been able to play Fallout since good ol’ top-down FO1 and FO2 because of stupid motion sickness. And while we’re waiting for our pre-ordered Citroen glasses from Boarding Ring to ship (yes, we are that geeky), it’d be nice to be able to have our faces eaten by super mutants just like the rest of our friends.