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Because mermaid or gorgon aren’t apparently enough on their own, Chad and Jared Moldenhauer had to mash the two up to create the most memorable boss of Inkwell Isle Three, Cala Maria. And also they had to make her gigantic. Only not really. Moving on.

This fleece throw gives you permission to bellow from the couch at all of your friends in the room, “You dared gaze at Cala Maria and now you must pay!” Hopefully they’ll pay in the form of soda and snack delivery so you don’t have to pause your game when you’re on a roll. Remember: you only have to convince one of them. Don’t abuse the power.

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Pokémon Pikachu Wink Polo

Today we’re going to talk about “business casual.” Don’t run out the door yet, there’s nothing to be afraid of. This is called a polo. It’s like a t-shirt, but with a collar. “But Copywriter Monkey, how can this sweet polo be considered business casual when it has such a cool graphic on it?”

Star Wars Darth Vader Mask Polo

At ThinkGeek, we don’t just geek out with our favorite peeps, we also tackle the big issues in the galaxy. And right now, we’re super concerned with the aversion to the business casual dress code, specifically the polo. Our latest letter comes all the way from the Death Star.  

Marvel Deadpool Mask Polo

Still not sold on business casual? Maybe we can help. Let’s address a common source of apprehension: the collar. We know… it’s an adjustment going from V-necks and crew cuts to some sort of foreign material around your neck. But don’t panic. It’s not trying to strangle you. Think of the collar as armor for your neck (or a neck hug). It IS a vital part of the body after all. Just ask Deadpool.