THIS MATCH WILL GET RED HOT!

We’re not sure why Cuphead looks so dang happy. This ain’t an easy game, and his soul is on the line. And it’s not like it gets easier as you go. Plus, nobody’s happy to see him considering he’s basically the Devil’s bounty hunter for their souls.

And as a gamer, it’s hard to admit you’ve been defeated by a psychic vegetable. But, dang, it is rewarding when you get past it. Rewarding enough that maybe you should get yourself this shirt as a little reward for all your troubles.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.