THIS MATCH WILL GET RED HOT!

We’re not sure why Cuphead looks so dang happy. This ain’t an easy game, and his soul is on the line. And it’s not like it gets easier as you go. Plus, nobody’s happy to see him considering he’s basically the Devil’s bounty hunter for their souls.

And as a gamer, it’s hard to admit you’ve been defeated by a psychic vegetable. But, dang, it is rewarding when you get past it. Rewarding enough that maybe you should get yourself this shirt as a little reward for all your troubles.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!