IMPRESSIVE. MOST IMPRESSIVE.

Why let Darth Vader have all the fun with his “Force choke” powers when you can do it to yourself by wearing a tie? We kid, we kid! Worn properly, ties are an elegant accessory from a more civilized age. We do advise loosening the top knot before any meeting with Vader, just to be on the safe side, however!

Made of 100% silk, the black on black Darth Vader Lightsaber Tie features Darth Vader helmets and lightsabers in a pattern. Wear it to work or a night on the town to broadcast your allegiance, or at least affinity for, The Dark Side of the Force.

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Sir Cumference Quest for Pi T-Shirt

Sir Cumference isn’t the most famous knight. In fact, we’d say he’s a figure on the perimeter at best. And after all these years, we’re afraid he might have developed a bit of circular thinking. Sir Cumference may be tilting… well, around windmills, as it were. We mean – look at him. He’s clearly been πD on his journey.

Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!