YES, WE SAID BALLS

Maybe we have the wrong impression, but Deadpool doesn’t seem like a baseball kind of guy. Stadium nachos are great and everything, but, much like a toddler, nine innings seem like an awful long time for Wade Wilson to sit still without creating chaos.

So if you’re getting this Deadpool Baseball Jersey, we’re okay if your main interest in sports is in co-opting the bat as an instrument of blunt force trauma. As long as you don’t use it on anything but zombies and super villains. And possibly spiders. This button-up jersey features Deadpool’s name and logo across the front, and the word TACOS and 91 (the year of DP’s creation) on the back.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.