YES, WE SAID BALLS

Maybe we have the wrong impression, but Deadpool doesn’t seem like a baseball kind of guy. Stadium nachos are great and everything, but, much like a toddler, nine innings seem like an awful long time for Wade Wilson to sit still without creating chaos.

So if you’re getting this Deadpool Baseball Jersey, we’re okay if your main interest in sports is in co-opting the bat as an instrument of blunt force trauma. As long as you don’t use it on anything but zombies and super villains. And possibly spiders. This button-up jersey features Deadpool’s name and logo across the front, and the word TACOS and 91 (the year of DP’s creation) on the back.

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Apollo 11 Mission Film Reel Lunch Canister

077:17:59 Collins: Like you to know this quest for science has caused me to lose my lunch. Floating around in here somewhere, but I can’t find it.

Disney Princesses Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle 16 oz. Plastic Travel Mug

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel, Cinderella’s eponymous Princess, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast! Take your favorite beverage on the go in your very own Disney 3 Princesses Plastic Travel Mug. It’s made of plastic, holds 16 ounces of whatever it is that gets and keeps you going, and features three Disney Princesses around the cup. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave. Ages 8 and up.

Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.