YES, WE SAID BALLS

Maybe we have the wrong impression, but Deadpool doesn’t seem like a baseball kind of guy. Stadium nachos are great and everything, but, much like a toddler, nine innings seem like an awful long time for Wade Wilson to sit still without creating chaos.

So if you’re getting this Deadpool Baseball Jersey, we’re okay if your main interest in sports is in co-opting the bat as an instrument of blunt force trauma. As long as you don’t use it on anything but zombies and super villains. And possibly spiders. This button-up jersey features Deadpool’s name and logo across the front, and the word TACOS and 91 (the year of DP’s creation) on the back.

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Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.