YES, WE SAID BALLS

Maybe we have the wrong impression, but Deadpool doesn’t seem like a baseball kind of guy. Stadium nachos are great and everything, but, much like a toddler, nine innings seem like an awful long time for Wade Wilson to sit still without creating chaos.

So if you’re getting this Deadpool Baseball Jersey, we’re okay if your main interest in sports is in co-opting the bat as an instrument of blunt force trauma. As long as you don’t use it on anything but zombies and super villains. And possibly spiders. This button-up jersey features Deadpool’s name and logo across the front, and the word TACOS and 91 (the year of DP’s creation) on the back.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!