THE MERCENARY’S PREFERRED WALLET

The last time Wade Wilson was around our wallet, a free taco punch card and 3 credit cards went missing. But at least he was nice enough to leave an IOU and some Canadian money. We’re not mad… but we were so close to getting that free taco.

The safest place to keep your money is obviously with a dangerous mercenary (and foodie), right? That’s why we’re putting everything we have in this Deadpool Chrome Weld Patch Wallet. Well, maybe not everything. We’re pretty sure there’s a reason why fast food receipts keep popping up in this wallet. If Deadpool is going to treat himself to a chimichanga once in a while, the least he could do is get us something too.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!