THE MERCENARY’S PREFERRED WALLET

The last time Wade Wilson was around our wallet, a free taco punch card and 3 credit cards went missing. But at least he was nice enough to leave an IOU and some Canadian money. We’re not mad… but we were so close to getting that free taco.

The safest place to keep your money is obviously with a dangerous mercenary (and foodie), right? That’s why we’re putting everything we have in this Deadpool Chrome Weld Patch Wallet. Well, maybe not everything. We’re pretty sure there’s a reason why fast food receipts keep popping up in this wallet. If Deadpool is going to treat himself to a chimichanga once in a while, the least he could do is get us something too.

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