THE MERCENARY’S PREFERRED WALLET

The last time Wade Wilson was around our wallet, a free taco punch card and 3 credit cards went missing. But at least he was nice enough to leave an IOU and some Canadian money. We’re not mad… but we were so close to getting that free taco.

The safest place to keep your money is obviously with a dangerous mercenary (and foodie), right? That’s why we’re putting everything we have in this Deadpool Chrome Weld Patch Wallet. Well, maybe not everything. We’re pretty sure there’s a reason why fast food receipts keep popping up in this wallet. If Deadpool is going to treat himself to a chimichanga once in a while, the least he could do is get us something too.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.