DEADPOOL WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS

Oh wait, no. Deadpool wants to get ONTO your pants. Well, you know, the other’s probably true, too.

Okay, all you feebs, listen up. Look at me when I’m talking to you. My eyes are up here. No, wait, they’re down there. No wait, they’re back up here. Confused yet? Well, good, because while you were busy looking up and down (and up and down and up…), my buddy who crossplays Weasel (I like to call her “Sheasel”) has managed to sneak up behind you and relieve you of your wallet. Thank you for shopping Deadpool. Please come again.

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Spider-Man Small Recycled Shopper Tote

Do not fear – take on those weekend errands in true Peter Parker style! Head out with this eco-friendly Spider-Man Small Recycled Shopper Tote made with 25% recycled materials. Durable and weather resistant, it features incredibly colorful Spidey images and measures about 12-inches tall x 10-inches wide x 4 1/2-inches long. Perfect for shopping and toting, it’s also a fun alternative to the traditional gift bag! Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

Avengers: Endgame Hulk 360 Character Sock

The entire Marvel movie universe unites, once and for all in Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame. Assemble your team to battle Thanos and restore the universe! One size fits most.

Legend of Zelda Navi Micro Backpack

Whether you’re carrying a stash of rupies or just headed out on the town, you could use a stylish bag! This Legend of Zelda Navi Micro Backpack features a metal Navi charm, card slots in the front pocket, and a printed lining.