DEADPOOL WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS
Oh wait, no. Deadpool wants to get ONTO your pants. Well, you know, the other’s probably true, too.
Okay, all you feebs, listen up. Look at me when I’m talking to you. My eyes are up here. No, wait, they’re down there. No wait, they’re back up here. Confused yet? Well, good, because while you were busy looking up and down (and up and down and up…), my buddy who crossplays Weasel (I like to call her “Sheasel”) has managed to sneak up behind you and relieve you of your wallet. Thank you for shopping Deadpool. Please come again.