DEADPOOL WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS

Oh wait, no. Deadpool wants to get ONTO your pants. Well, you know, the other’s probably true, too.

Okay, all you feebs, listen up. Look at me when I’m talking to you. My eyes are up here. No, wait, they’re down there. No wait, they’re back up here. Confused yet? Well, good, because while you were busy looking up and down (and up and down and up…), my buddy who crossplays Weasel (I like to call her “Sheasel”) has managed to sneak up behind you and relieve you of your wallet. Thank you for shopping Deadpool. Please come again.

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock