DEADPOOL WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS

Oh wait, no. Deadpool wants to get ONTO your pants. Well, you know, the other’s probably true, too.

Okay, all you feebs, listen up. Look at me when I’m talking to you. My eyes are up here. No, wait, they’re down there. No wait, they’re back up here. Confused yet? Well, good, because while you were busy looking up and down (and up and down and up…), my buddy who crossplays Weasel (I like to call her “Sheasel”) has managed to sneak up behind you and relieve you of your wallet. Thank you for shopping Deadpool. Please come again.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!