Spend all your money on chimichangas

Deadpool is not the best with money. That’s why this wallet only has room for one payment card and two loyalty cards for free Mexican food. Or we guess you could put three payment cards in here too. But we don’t know why you would want to deprive yourself of tacos and chimichangas… you monster.  

This Deadpool wallet puts your money in the hands of the merc with a mouth. We’re not judging you for your decisions, but if you start noticing extra purchases for bullets or late-night tacos, it may be time to consider using another wallet. 

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.