PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU’RE READING THE WANT ADS OR SOME COMICS

Those Deadpool bunny slippers that were a Loot Crate exclusive? Yeah. We got ’em. Now they’re apparently our exclusive. We’re not sure how that works, but we think some of our merchant monkeys may be confused.

But it doesn’t really matter, does it, because LOOK DEADPOOL BUNNY SLIPPERS. Available here at ThinkGeek for the pure satisfaction of your tootsies. And ours have a white fluffy bunny tail on the back, because they’re superior. (Maybe that’s what’s “exclusive” about them? We don’t know. We do not get paid to understand. We only get paid to make with the monkey words.) But admit it. You do not need these. But you want them. Much like that last ill-advised chimichanga….

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!