PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU’RE READING THE WANT ADS OR SOME COMICS

Those Deadpool bunny slippers that were a Loot Crate exclusive? Yeah. We got ’em. Now they’re apparently our exclusive. We’re not sure how that works, but we think some of our merchant monkeys may be confused.

But it doesn’t really matter, does it, because LOOK DEADPOOL BUNNY SLIPPERS. Available here at ThinkGeek for the pure satisfaction of your tootsies. And ours have a white fluffy bunny tail on the back, because they’re superior. (Maybe that’s what’s “exclusive” about them? We don’t know. We do not get paid to understand. We only get paid to make with the monkey words.) But admit it. You do not need these. But you want them. Much like that last ill-advised chimichanga….

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