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Those Deadpool bunny slippers that were a Loot Crate exclusive? Yeah. We got ’em. Now they’re apparently our exclusive. We’re not sure how that works, but we think some of our merchant monkeys may be confused.

But it doesn’t really matter, does it, because LOOK DEADPOOL BUNNY SLIPPERS. Available here at ThinkGeek for the pure satisfaction of your tootsies. And ours have a white fluffy bunny tail on the back, because they’re superior. (Maybe that’s what’s “exclusive” about them? We don’t know. We do not get paid to understand. We only get paid to make with the monkey words.) But admit it. You do not need these. But you want them. Much like that last ill-advised chimichanga….

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.