PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU’RE READING THE WANT ADS OR SOME COMICS

Those Deadpool bunny slippers that were a Loot Crate exclusive? Yeah. We got ’em. Now they’re apparently our exclusive. We’re not sure how that works, but we think some of our merchant monkeys may be confused.

But it doesn’t really matter, does it, because LOOK DEADPOOL BUNNY SLIPPERS. Available here at ThinkGeek for the pure satisfaction of your tootsies. And ours have a white fluffy bunny tail on the back, because they’re superior. (Maybe that’s what’s “exclusive” about them? We don’t know. We do not get paid to understand. We only get paid to make with the monkey words.) But admit it. You do not need these. But you want them. Much like that last ill-advised chimichanga….

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?