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No matter how spicy you order them, tacos and chimichangas can only keep you so warm. Eventually your belly will be happily digesting said spicy food and the rest of your body will be jealously wishing for more warmth.

That’s where this Deadpool Glitch Flannel comes in. See, it covers you from mask to wrist, and with the buttons on the cuffs, you don’t have to worry about your sleeve coming up at an inopportune time and showing everyone your cancer-riddled skin. Or your Adventure Time watch.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!