“ROB LOWE IS HERE?”

Deadpool’s relationship status is… well, “complicated” doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface, but thanks for trying, Facebook. He’s best characterized as a pansexual, having married the succubus Shiklah, flirted with Thor, and been in love with the cosmic-entity Death. (You have to admit: Thor’s hair IS fabulous.)

So when we say “Deadpool is love” we mean all sorts of love. Gay love. Straight love. Self love (lots of that). Unicorn love. The pure love of a man for a solid fourth-wall-breaking t-shirt with his own picture on it. Like this one.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.