HEADPOOL, ONLY NOT AS ANNOYING

Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually — where’s my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt
– Deadpool: Assassin Vol. 1 #5

Sometimes when the winter rolls around you don’t just need a hat – you need a hat that makes a statement. Like the ones those women wear to the Kentucky Derby while they’re slamming mint juleps and pretending to watch horses, you know? Except less likely to get bent outta shape when you sit on it, because you know you’re going to accidentally sit on it one day. Where were we? Oh yes – statement hat. This hat makes a statement. It flippin’ lights up. And if not enough people are staring at you when you turn this hat on in the middle of the ballet, you can set it to flash. You know, flashing would make ballet more interesting. Maybe they should add that.

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