HEADPOOL, ONLY NOT AS ANNOYING

Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually — where’s my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt
– Deadpool: Assassin Vol. 1 #5

Sometimes when the winter rolls around you don’t just need a hat – you need a hat that makes a statement. Like the ones those women wear to the Kentucky Derby while they’re slamming mint juleps and pretending to watch horses, you know? Except less likely to get bent outta shape when you sit on it, because you know you’re going to accidentally sit on it one day. Where were we? Oh yes – statement hat. This hat makes a statement. It flippin’ lights up. And if not enough people are staring at you when you turn this hat on in the middle of the ballet, you can set it to flash. You know, flashing would make ballet more interesting. Maybe they should add that.

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Peter Pan Scenes Mini Backpack

Bring Disney magic on every adventure! This Peter Pan Scenes Mini Backpack is made of faux leather, with printed details. It measures approximately 9-inches x 10-inches x 4 1/2-inches.

ThinkGeek 20th Anniversary T-Shirt

Remember when we used to feed our spokesmonkey strained bananas? We do, and it seems like yesterday, but this year we are celebrating Timmy’s 20th birthday! What better way to celebrate than with a cool T-shirt? What… with a banana cream cake you say? Ok that would be awesome too, but we don’t know how to ship that (or make it, let’s be honest) so we’re gonna go with this tee.

Marvel Captain America Shield Polo

Think polos aren’t your style? Think again! Fashion evolves, and so should the clothes in your closet. Sticking to tees just because they’re super comfy and amazing and stylish doesn’t mean that you can’t evolve your tastes into the realm of business casual. Just ask the Captain – he updated his wardrobe to twenty-first century standards and America is EXTREMELY grateful. So, try new things and be like Captain America.