HEADPOOL, ONLY NOT AS ANNOYING

Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually — where’s my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt
– Deadpool: Assassin Vol. 1 #5

Sometimes when the winter rolls around you don’t just need a hat – you need a hat that makes a statement. Like the ones those women wear to the Kentucky Derby while they’re slamming mint juleps and pretending to watch horses, you know? Except less likely to get bent outta shape when you sit on it, because you know you’re going to accidentally sit on it one day. Where were we? Oh yes – statement hat. This hat makes a statement. It flippin’ lights up. And if not enough people are staring at you when you turn this hat on in the middle of the ballet, you can set it to flash. You know, flashing would make ballet more interesting. Maybe they should add that.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie