HEADPOOL, ONLY NOT AS ANNOYING

Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually — where’s my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt
– Deadpool: Assassin Vol. 1 #5

Sometimes when the winter rolls around you don’t just need a hat – you need a hat that makes a statement. Like the ones those women wear to the Kentucky Derby while they’re slamming mint juleps and pretending to watch horses, you know? Except less likely to get bent outta shape when you sit on it, because you know you’re going to accidentally sit on it one day. Where were we? Oh yes – statement hat. This hat makes a statement. It flippin’ lights up. And if not enough people are staring at you when you turn this hat on in the middle of the ballet, you can set it to flash. You know, flashing would make ballet more interesting. Maybe they should add that.

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Star Wars R2-D2 Applique Mini-Backpack

Be ready for any adventure, in this galaxy or the next! This Star Wars R2-D2 Applique Mini-Backpack includes shoulder straps, a top handle, front exterior zipped pocket, two side exterior pockets, a fully lined interior, and top zip closure. Measures approximately 9-inches X 10-inches X 4.5-inches. Ages 14 and up.

Star Wars Rebel Imperial Logo Backpack

Not sure where your loyalty lies? Or maybe thinking about playing both sides until a clear victor is decided? Then this is the backpack for you.

Harry Potter Jewelry Set

Just got your acceptance letter to Hogwarts? Good. Here are some essentials to add to your school supplies list: one owl necklace carrying a letter, two letter earrings, and one compact mirror. Well look at that… it’s all right here. This Harry Potter jewelry set is perfect for going back to school, or when you want to flaunt that you got an acceptance letter when your muggle friends didn’t.