HEADPOOL, ONLY NOT AS ANNOYING

Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually — where’s my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt
– Deadpool: Assassin Vol. 1 #5

Sometimes when the winter rolls around you don’t just need a hat – you need a hat that makes a statement. Like the ones those women wear to the Kentucky Derby while they’re slamming mint juleps and pretending to watch horses, you know? Except less likely to get bent outta shape when you sit on it, because you know you’re going to accidentally sit on it one day. Where were we? Oh yes – statement hat. This hat makes a statement. It flippin’ lights up. And if not enough people are staring at you when you turn this hat on in the middle of the ballet, you can set it to flash. You know, flashing would make ballet more interesting. Maybe they should add that.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!