JUST DON’T MAKE IT GREEN. OR ANIMATED!

Part of being a superhero is having the suit for the job. Green and CGI animated is pretty much never the right suit for the job. But we have the right suit for when it’s warm out and you need to take a load off. One that we think the Merc with the Mouth would approve of.

Short-sleeve button-down shirt featuring a couple of Deadpool’s weapons of choice, his logo, the eye holes around his mask, and a crosshair. Which should confuse anybody trying to draw a bead on you.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.