Here at ThinkGeek, many of the monkeys are jumping into Deadpool 2 feet first, so this seems like an appropriate shirt. This tee features Deadpool jumping into (or possibly out of) your pocket, ready to pull his katanas.

We’re pretty sure that when the licensor pitched this concept to Wade Wilson, he thought it was going to be one of those shirts where you peek inside the pocket, and the cat’s flipping you off. Deadpool is not flipping anybody off on this shirt, but you know he wishes he were. But it’s hard to flip somebody off and pull both your katanas at the same time.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!